- You make me feel better every time, regardless of how sick I am.
- You're made with alcohol.
- You make my leg jitters go away.
- You allow me to sleep until 8:00 or 9:00 a.m. This is impossible without you!
- You could taste much worst.
- Your commercials do not irritate me or gross me out.
- I mentioned the alcohol already, didn't I? Oh well, it's worth mentioning again because it's the only alcohol I've had in weeks.
And now it's time for another swig, and of course, bedtime. :-)